Table Manners Afficionado Pillows

How to eat while reading.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"What a slobster."

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

'Don't chew your food.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"So you mean to tell me that this business dinner actually involves business?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

"Once again, Dave blew the date when his instincts got the better of his etiquette."

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

"Gesundheit!"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Break Bread, Not Wind.

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.