Table Manners Advocate Pillows

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

'He invented the table, and I invented the manners.'

Don't blow your nose on your napkin.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

"The last doggy bag."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

'It's rude to stretch across the table. Haven't you got a tongue?'

'Have you been eating right?'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Gesundheit!"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.