Table Manners Critic Pillows

'Billy, you're a disgrace to the undead!'

"Do you HAVE to pick your nose at the table?!!"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"The last doggy bag."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Don't chew your food.'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"Gesundheit!"

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."