Table Manners Scholar Pillows

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"The last doggy bag."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"Gesundheit!"

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

'You don't leave this cart til you're finished eating young man!'