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' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Don't chew your food.'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Gesundheit!"

Break Bread, Not Wind.

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.