Table Manners Mentor Pillows

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

"Gesundheit!"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

'You don't leave this cart til you're finished eating young man!'

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.