'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'
Table Manners Mentor Prints
Decorate their space with art prints that humorously highlight the art of good manners. A perfect gift for a table etiquette enthusiast who appreciates a clever design.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.
Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'
"Shouldn't you use a plate?"
"The last doggy bag."
'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'
Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'
'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'
'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'
"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."
"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west
'Don't chew your food.'
"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"
' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'
"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"
Mom! Billy's censoring me!
Break Bread, Not Wind.
"Gesundheit!"
'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'
'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'
I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.
'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'
'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'
"Soup should be seen and not heard!"
'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'
"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."
"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"
'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'
"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."
When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.
"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."
"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."
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