Table Manners Aficionado Pillows

'A knife and fork-how gross.'

"Both Ears This Way, thank you."

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"The last doggy bag."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

'Don't chew your food.'

"What a slobster."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"So you mean to tell me that this business dinner actually involves business?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"A table for two? Would you like chairs with that, madam?"

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

I'll have a hamburger.

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Gesundheit!"

'Smoking section, please.'

"As I told you before, I do not allow smoking in my restaurant..."