Table Manners Afficionado Gifts

How to eat while reading.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

"The last doggy bag."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"What a slobster."

'Don't chew your food.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"So you mean to tell me that this business dinner actually involves business?"

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Gesundheit!"

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'