Table Setting Aficionado Pillows

Long table, long baby table.

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

Life style guru

An infinity pool table

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"The last doggy bag."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

No caption. (A diner's napkin swan flies away).

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

"At least try to eat your soup in time with the music."

"Both Ears This Way, thank you."