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Long table, long baby table.

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An infinity pool table

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"The last doggy bag."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

"Well, it's about time!!!"

"Should we start without him?"

"At least try to eat your soup in time with the music."

The table

How to eat while reading.