Table Enthusiasts Pillows

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Ping Pong

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

Stable tennis

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

Table Tennis Cheat

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.