Table Game Fanatic Pillows

"Stop complaining you only lost your chips and shirt!"

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Will you make the final table?'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Stable tennis

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Ping Pong Handshake.

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

'I love working with my hands.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'