Table Games Enthusiast Pillows

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Will you make the final table?'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

Stable tennis

'I love working with my hands.'

Table Tennis Cheat

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

"There's always a prima donna."

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'