Table Games Aficionado Pillows

An infinity pool table

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

'Will you make the final table?'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'I love working with my hands.'

Stable tennis

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

"There's always a prima donna."

Table Tennis Cheat

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'