Table Games Fan Pillows

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Will you make the final table?'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

'I love working with my hands.'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Ping Pong Handshake.

Stable tennis

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Table Tennis Cheat

"There's always a prima donna."

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'