Table Games Enthusiast Prints

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'Will you make the final table?'

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

'I love working with my hands.'

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Stable tennis

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

Table Tennis Cheat

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

"There's always a prima donna."