Table Football Aficionados Gifts

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

"There's always a prima donna."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

"Stop complaining you only lost your chips and shirt!"

Table Tennis

Ping Pong Airport

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."

"There's always a prima donna."