Table Soccer Aficionado Mugs

"There's always a prima donna."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Ping Pong

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

Stable tennis

Ping Pong Handshake.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Big Trouble!

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Table Tennis Cheat

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

Beaver Table Tennis

"Obviously, they're evolving much faster than we are."

'He tried to jump over the net.'