Table Football Enthusiast Mugs

"There's always a prima donna."

New strip for the table football team

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

Gender Rivalry

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Will you make the final table?'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

Stable tennis

'I love working with my hands.'

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Table Tennis Cheat

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"There's always a prima donna."

'I believe this is one of the original sets'