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"There's always a prima donna."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Ping Pong

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

Ping Pong Handshake.

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

'You may need your wife to help you take these. Do you have a ping-pong paddle at home?'

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

Stable tennis

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Big Trouble!

Table Tennis Cheat

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

Knight Using Draw-Bridge to Play Ping Pong.

'He tried to jump over the net.'

"A little Ping-Pong in the basement?"

"Obviously, they're evolving much faster than we are."