Tabletop Soccer Enthusiasts Pillows

'We're still crazy then ...'

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Some card-game puns

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Watching the football.

Football

Men can show their emotions!

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Teenage Angst.

Football player taking the ball home.

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

The Birth of Soccer

'How's the football?' 'Terrific. The coach says I'm one of the school's greatest drawbacks.'

A scarecrow goalie