Tabletop Gaming Pillows

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Game night, and Denise improves her chances of good rolls by warming her dice...

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Some card-game puns

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Knights of the bedside table.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

An infinity pool table

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Knights of the Round Whatever

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Will you make the final table?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Go human."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'