Tabletop Gaming Gifts

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Board Game Hunter

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

Game night, and Denise improves her chances of good rolls by warming her dice...

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"The knights of the round accent table"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Some card-game puns

Knights of the bedside table.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

An infinity pool table

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

The Royal Wii.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'Will you make the final table?'

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Go human."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"