Tabletop Games Gifts

As hordes of angry orcs advanced he began to wonder if dwarves were the best choice.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Wow! You've really had the runs all night!"

Knights of the bedside table.

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

A blank board game labelled "Monotony"

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Some card-game puns

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"The knights of the round accent table"

Knights of the bedside table.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

An infinity pool table

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

'Will you make the final table?'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'