Tabletop Gamer Gifts

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

Knights of the bedside table.

Knights of the Round Whatever

"The knights of the round accent table"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Some card-game puns

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Knights of the bedside table.

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

'Will you make the final table?'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Go human."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

Over-qualified?

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

Technology and Agriculture

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Maslow's hierarchy of nerds

As hordes of angry orcs advanced he began to wonder if dwarves were the best choice.