Tabletop Adventurer Gifts

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

'I wouldn't worry about it if I were you — a lot of ettins have split personalities.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Board Game Hunter

Travelogue

Meet the new factory manager.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Knights of the Round Whatever

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

Travellers

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Reading room

Skier.

Saguaro Cacti.

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.