Platform Adventurer Gifts

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Have you been waiting long?'

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

The next fast train has gone.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

Run from the hills!

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Travellers

Riding the statue.

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

"We're keen on a round-the-world cruise."

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Shadow

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

Curiosity Killed the Cat

Best Grandad in Richmond

Aliens on another planet.

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

Do not feed the bears - 'Oh, sure -- single me out!'