Vertical Adventurer Gifts

Climbing the Wall.

'You're not keen on this climb, are you?'

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

i-teddy

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Crop duster wanted.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

"He only made first four installments."

"When we retire, I want to watch travel videos."

Silly sausages

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Falling

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

Jet Pack

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