Vertical Adventurer Gifts

Climbing the Wall.

'You're not keen on this climb, are you?'

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

i-teddy

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

"When we retire, I want to watch travel videos."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"He only made first four installments."

Silly sausages

Virtual Lap Dancing

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

Falling

Surfing the Internet Wave.