Verse Adventurer Gifts

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

i-teddy

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Alphabet soup

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

The Poet.

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

Virtual Lap Dancing