Verse Explorer Gifts

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

Big Bang Theory.

The Vineyard

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Tiny Visions

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

The Big Tipper

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Space exploration"

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'