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"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."

The Poet.

"No, but you've a stranger name than I do, Gunga Din!"

Warriner's Efficient Poetry

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Do me next."

"This next one's another oldie."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Swing dancers.

How a poet works

A Poem about Sand

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

'With your technical background I know you're familiar with virtual reality. We'll teach you virtueless reality.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Poetry Buff.

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Louise Glück

Richard Graves.

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

Seamus Heaney.

Stanescu.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

Participants in the Poetry Writing Workshop imagine that they are imaginary persons in a situation of their own imagination.