Verse Enthusiasts Gifts

Beware of Doggerel

Poets Arguing

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Swing dancers.

How a poet works

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Date Night

A Poem about Sand

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cybergoth.

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Dance Dance Dance.

Transylvanian Snails.

Dog playing VR fetch.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"My new day job is killing me."

The new rain dance.

'I could have had a V-8!'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

The Poet.

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

''Fancy a quick pint?'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.