Verse Enthusiasts Gifts

Beware of Doggerel

Poets Arguing

"This next one's another oldie."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Swing dancers.

How a poet works

A Poem about Sand

Date Night

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Cybergoth.

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Dance Dance Dance.

The new rain dance.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Transylvanian Snails.

"My new day job is killing me."

Dog playing VR fetch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

The Poet.

''Fancy a quick pint?'

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Virtual Lap Dancing

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"Looks like you're due for a cleaning and a sharpening."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."