Vice Enthusiast Gifts

'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"I'm taking you off smoking and putting you on drinking."

Hoyt Group: Gluttony, lust, sloth, envy, pride, anger & greed-management.

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

"Talk about ticking all the boxes - lust, anger, greed, envy, price, gluttony and sloth."

'In general, do the right thing.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

X-RAY

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"I like to keep things simple."

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Bradley Wiggins

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

The Poet.

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'