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'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"I'm taking you off smoking and putting you on drinking."

Hoyt Group: Gluttony, lust, sloth, envy, pride, anger & greed-management.

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

"Talk about ticking all the boxes - lust, anger, greed, envy, price, gluttony and sloth."

'In general, do the right thing.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

X-RAY

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"I like to keep things simple."

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

The Poet.

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Warriner's Efficient Poetry

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!