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'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Sinead?!"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

robot in car

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

Ezra Pound

Acne Automation Works Outing

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

Pearly Gates Queue

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

The Robot's Trophy

In/Out/Saved for Indefinite Period of Time Boxes

The Technology Revolution

New Milks

"First our jobs. Now they're coming for our leisure."