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Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Treasure Island Book.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"