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Woman with unfinished red carpet as VIP begins to walk down it

'Dunno who he is, but he's got some influence here...'

Pearly Gates Queue

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Airplane

Football Royalty

Heaven Has VIP

"Talk about ticking all the boxes - lust, anger, greed, envy, price, gluttony and sloth."

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

Celebrity Gold

"No need to bust a gut, sir, this is a celebrity gym. . . I'll get someone to come over and touch those toes for you."

Entourage to a lesser dignitary.

Snail Red Carpet

'If you would like to check out the electricity meter it's in that cupboard over there with the mops and hoover.'

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

"I'm taking you off smoking and putting you on drinking."

Hoyt Group: Gluttony, lust, sloth, envy, pride, anger & greed-management.

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.

Limousine Replacement Service

'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'

The Great and the Good.

'Maybe we shouldn't have kicked all our bad habits.'

Rolling out the red carpet.

"I thought I hear a motorcade."

The Royal Enclosure