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'Quick, roll up the red carpet!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Carpet

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Football Royalty

Airplane

Heaven Has VIP

Pearly Gates Queue

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

'You indulge in all the deadly sins. You have to expect a few health problems.'

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

Celebrity Gold

'If you would like to check out the electricity meter it's in that cupboard over there with the mops and hoover.'

"No need to bust a gut, sir, this is a celebrity gym. . . I'll get someone to come over and touch those toes for you."

Entourage to a lesser dignitary.

Snail Red Carpet

"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."

How am I supposed to convince people to join our new loyalty rewards program for $9.95 a month? The program doesn't offer any actual rewards. The key to these programs is they make people feel special. Watch. Would you like to join our exclusive VIP Premier Exclusive Best Customer Reward Program? Or would you rather feel left out and scorned as a loser? Impossible dilemma.

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.

Limousine Replacement Service

The Great and the Good.

'The perks are terrific. We have a VIP-lounge for investment bankers.'

Rolling out the red carpet.

Red carpet treatment

'Dunno who he is, but he's got some influence here...'

The Royal Enclosure

"I thought I hear a motorcade."

Woman with unfinished red carpet as VIP begins to walk down it

King is unable to go to the toilet without a red carpet.