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'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Rolls Royce House and Car

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"The filthy rich"

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

Airplane

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Football Royalty

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Introducing: The Business Café- The only high-finance theme restaurant started by three top moguls.

Heaven Has VIP

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

Pearly Gates Queue

"My wife helped me become a millionaire. Before I met her, I was a billionaire."

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"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

'It's paws-free with collar i.d. and doorbell ringtones!'

'Sure he has good taste. He doesn't have to pay for it!'

"She was a good turtle."

An oyster shows off it has a diamond instead of a pearl.

"From a puppy mill to this - I've done pretty well for myself."

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.