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"Was that the year we were p***heads, potheads or cokeheads?"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Tiny Visions

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

Leadership Qualities

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

The Other day in virology....

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Turning points in tech history. Let's call it "virtual reality." "Manufactured hallucinations" might creep people out.

'This villa in Spain - is the toilet standyupee or sittydownee?'

Meta enhanced reality glasses

Sold in May, but the bull market didn't go away.

Virtual reality guru.

"Actually, I gotta admit...maybe this job isn't right for me. I guess things change and it's just time...you know, time to move on."

"The new apprentice is here."

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"Talk about ticking all the boxes - lust, anger, greed, envy, price, gluttony and sloth."

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

One Way (But Not Necessarily the Right Way.)

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."