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'This villa in Spain - is the toilet standyupee or sittydownee?'

The Vineyard

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

There is No Planet C

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

Desert Island Mishap

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Clearing the castle's moat.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"