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'This villa in Spain - is the toilet standyupee or sittydownee?'

The Vineyard

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

There is No Planet C

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Desert Island Mishap

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Clearing the castle's moat.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"