Rv Explorer T-Shirts

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"I'm afraid that junior is not a happy camper."

The Vineyard

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fly Fishing

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

An early space launch attempt.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"You may now kiss the bride."

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Tourist

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Thames Pizza

Hi Mom!

"Have you seen my wife?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.