Rv Explorer Gifts

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"I'm afraid that junior is not a happy camper."

The Vineyard

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fly Fishing

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Man fishing with large bait

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

An early space launch attempt.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"You may now kiss the bride."

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Tourist

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

Thames Pizza

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Hi Mom!

"Have you seen my wife?"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'