River Explorer Gifts

'One more time Huck, I'm gonna have to question your decision to bring the beaver.'

'What the heck? How am I supposed to reach my spawning grounds now?'

Fisherman caught on his own hook

"Hey guys! Frank found the deep spot!"

Fly Fishing

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

River Cruise

"We may be up a creek but at least we've got a paddle!"

"Just a few more steps Wilson, we're still walking."

Thames Pizza

"It's when they lie perfectly still in the water like that - you can't tell whether or not they're logs."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'I'm contemplating row versus wade.'

Salmon Fishing.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'It didn't jump up there, you yanked it up there!'

Family fishing.

For pure exhilaration, few sports compare to piranha fishing.

"No doubt about it. Scientifically speaking, knowledge of the river will expand in direct proportion to the length of Mr. Van Gundy's new air hose."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

He knows the rippling shallows...and deep pools.

'Oh dear, Ratty... it seems media reports of the rise of feral youth have not been exaggerated.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Man fishing with large bait

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Scene at London Bridge

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'