River Adventure Gifts

Thames Pizza

Glastonbury. After.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Fishing direction sign.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"That's the deep end."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

When Seniors Fly

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

Salmon with a gas mask.

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.