River Adventurer Gifts

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'You dream of days like this!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'There goes Slippery Sid, he never misses a trick does he?'

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

The Salmon Man

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VI

Fishing direction sign.

Ralph soon realised that fishing for compliments wasn't working.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'Ben!! It's only spawning season for salmon!'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cut-backs."

Bridge opens for passing swans.

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Wow, look at those chinooks spawning! You'd think it was a matter of life and death!'

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

"Careful Mary. Stay in the shallow end."

"I think we'd stay a lot warmer if we poured the coffee down inside our waders."

Oar

Punting death

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: And spends a good deal of time in the water

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

And treat each other accordingly...

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

Man in a boat tries to show of his rowing to pretty girls in round hats on the bank

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VII

Thames fishing

A boy boasting of his strength

Picnicking boaters trespassing