River Adventures Gifts

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Glastonbury. After.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Man fishing with large bait

Snowmobull

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Fishing direction sign.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

"He chases submarines."

Sea Horse outside saloon

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Thames Pizza

"Have you seen my wife?"

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Salmon with a gas mask.

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

When Seniors Fly