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“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Glastonbury. After.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Snowmobull

Man fishing with large bait

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Fishing direction sign.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"He chases submarines."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"Wanna come up to my place?"

"Have you seen my wife?"

Thames Pizza

Salmon with a gas mask.

'I said I live in a boathouse not a houseboat.'

When Seniors Fly

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.