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'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Motor Tourism

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man fishing with large bait

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."