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'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Fly Fishing

"Mind the whale, dear."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Greenwich in the Season'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Fishing direction sign.

A white collar cow.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Busking during a pandemic

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

"Don't worry about Timmy, dear ...it's just chemicals in the water."